7.25.2003


Me not funny?...but I'm the funniest guy I know....

Well a certain someone...who shall remain nameless *cough*seth*cough* has doubt in my ability to keep up my streak of well..being funny. Using my super elite powers past down to me from the elder XIOA.vb of Neptron 7, I have found a way to go back in time and record our conversation through digital characters and will place them below for your viewing. Of course a modern day computer calls this technique "copy & paste" but I've never liked that term..

[ Legend: me = sky ]

Sky******* [6:01 PM]: my next computer!!!! screw g5. http://trunksrage.hypermart.net/OC/computer.jpg
Sky******* [6:01 PM]: its uber fast
Sky******* [6:02 PM]: and the prcei is a STEAL
Sky******* [6:02 PM]: *price
Sky******* [6:02 PM]: state of the art gfx and technology
S********* [6:02 PM]: this is an unusual predicament
S********* [6:02 PM]: you stumbled
S********* [6:03 PM]: that wasn't funny
S********* [6:03 PM]: you missed an oppurtunity to be funny
S********* [6:03 PM]: no wonder your posting less
Sky******* [6:03 PM]: lol, just been busy.
S********* [6:03 PM]: sure...
S********* [6:03 PM]: if thats code for your running out of funny
Sky******* [6:04 PM]: HA
Sky******* [6:04 PM]: my funny bottle is still full of ingenious and clever jokes
S********* [6:04 PM]: ha!
S********* [6:04 PM]: rofl
S********* [6:08 PM]: that was much better
S********* [6:08 PM]: i retract my claim
S********* [6:08 PM]: but you still stumbled
Sky******* [6:10 PM]: lol YOU HAD BETTER!! *puts away funny bottle knowing he didnt have to prove anything..but just had to shut the nay-sayers up*
Sky******* [6:12 PM]: pfft..me not funny....a cold day in hell....
S********* [6:13 PM]: well, I am freezing here
S********* [6:14 PM]: but I'm in florida
S********* [6:14 PM]: in an air conditioned room
S********* [6:14 PM]: very air conditioned
S********* [6:15 PM]: VERY air conditioned
Sky******* [6:15 PM]: im always funny. INFACT..im tooo funny. Thats right i have an excess of funny. I SHIT FUNNY. EACH DROP is more humorus than the last. people think im going crazy when im in there.
Sky******* [6:16 PM]: its like my crap is a standup show and im the audience
S********* [6:17 PM]: lo...
S********* [6:17 PM]: /me not sure he should laugh or be disgusted
Sky******* [6:18 PM]: nor am i, but i can live with either



And there you have it folks...I put yet another nay-sayer back in their place reserving my spot as the master of wit. Til the next one... 
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7.22.2003


It was all a dream...

Man it was wierd...the funny thing is when I get dreams like this they are sorta like a premonition. Anyways from what I remember I was at a camp or something...have no reason as to why. Anyway somehow I end up in a movie theater (Don't remember the movie) but I end up doing some heavy flirting with a friend of mine which turned into...well yea. Comes as a shock to me because I never picutred her like that. No names tho..I got friends who read this. Hahaha.

On a lighter subject, I was supposed to get my digital camera today...but doesn't seem like I will. Its raining like CRAZY. Oh well...just pick it up some other day. :-/  
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7.17.2003


Man...the 80's really were the shit..

Well I saw this awhile ago online and just had to put it up. If you were born in the 80's (around 84) you should know about EVERYTHING on the list. Now that I think about it...tv and everything in american culture has really sank in quality since then..


- You ever ended your sentence with "psych"
- You solved the Rubrics cube...by peeling off the stickers
- You watched the pound puppies
- You can sing the rap to "the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
- You know that 'Whoa' comes from Joey on "Blossom
- Three words: M.C. Hammer
- You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales
- If you played the chipmunks Christmas album all year long
- Remember reading Kool-Aid man comics
- You had plastic streamers on the handlebars of your bike
- You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
- You saw the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the big screen
- You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
- You wore a Jordache jean jacket and you were proud of it
- L.A. GEAR
- You remember reading "Tales of a Fourth Grade Nothing" and all the Ramona books
- You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off"
- You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off
- You took Lunch pales to school
- You thought Sheera and He-Man should hook up
- After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you couldn't stop saying "I know you are but what am I?"
- You remember, "I've fallen...and I can't get up!"
- You had or went to a birthday party at McDonald's
- You learned oldies songs by watching Alvin and the Chipmunks
- You had a Glow Worm or watched the cartoons
- If you remember Heathcliff the orange cat
- You saw the California Raisins Christmas claymation special
- You remember Popples
- DON'T WORRY, BE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- You remember the Transformers
- You remember Alf, the little furry brown alien from Melmac
- You remember the beginning of New Kids on the Block
- You remember watching The Cosby show
- You remember Mr. Belvadere
- You remember Michael J. Fox in Family Ties and Back to the Future
- You know all the names of the gang from "Saved by the Bell"
- You know all the words to where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
- You remember the old pbs show for Carmen Sandiego.


Ahh the good ole days.... 
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Something has to give...

I don't lose my cool too easy but as of late people have really just been pushing my buttons. I like to consider myself to be a loner and hate...wait I mean HATE being bothered when I'm just looking for some time alone to reflect and think. Aside from being nagged by family complaining about family, now I have to deal with roaches. Next thing you know I'll find out I'm not really black. -_- Anyway where did the roaches appear from you ask? (I'm still going to tell you if you didn't) My FUCKING NEIGHBOR. Clean your damn apartment!!!!! Why can't grown ass men and women act their age?? I mean she's sitting around snorting coke in her apartment while her wigger children run wild. Its like I'm living the projects or something. I swear to you the DAY one of them walks up to me and says "Wassup dawg??" that will be the day the shit hits the fan..... >_<

I'll rant more later. 
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7.16.2003


Aren't the elderly supposed to be nice??...

You would believe that to be the case but nope...check this out:


Elderly Man Ends Argument with Grenade
"BELGRADE (Reuters) - An elderly Serb ended a heated argument with his neighbor by lobbing a hand grenade and severing the man's arm, Tanjug news agency said Tuesday.

Milan Djokic, 70, was charged with attempted murder and illegal weapons possession after attacking Slavko Grujic, also 70, in the northern town of Zrenjanin Monday.

Grujic first caught the grenade and threw it back, but the device exploded on a second try by Djokic. Tanjug did not say what they were arguing about. "


src:Yahoo!


There is a lesson to be learned from all this kiddies...don't argue with old people or they will throw grenades at you. Infact don't talk or associate yourself with old people in anyway. 
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7.14.2003


Yeaaaaaaah the new and improved. Xanga sucked so now I'm here..you better not suck too or I swear I will..... well that doesn't matter. What does matter is that now that I'm on blogger I have now taken the place as the coolest person on the server. I'm sorry for the guy/girl who had the spot before me...but life's a bitch. Suck it up. Later.




BTW: Use the chatter box. Or I'll find you. I swear I will. *Points to everyone reading this.* (Yes, I do have enough fingers to point to all of you) 
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