1.04.2005

Several true (funny?)stories...
To continue where I left on in my last post, this should finish up everything I wanted to stuff in there but got too tired to do.

Merry Pissmas!!
..
and happy holisprays to all
Well like most places, there was a Christmas party at my job. No big deal, the problem is I drank too much and had to take a mean ass piss. But this didn't come up until I already left and was waiting for the bus. And theres nothing like having to go but having no choice but to hold it in. (I was on the bus for damn near 40mins)

I'm on the bus and I'm fucking crying inside. Like manly tears no homo. Like a slave gettin whipped but not showing emotions. Straight up kunta tears. Think kunta meets amistad with a bladder prob. "Give us us pee". The shit is crowded and people are just bumping into mel eft and right. Man can't take too many more of those or I'm gonna end up r. kelly-ing the lady sitting infront of me. Bad enough we stopped at EVERY STOP. People weren't even getting off half the time. Stop-n-go.....stop-n-go...like a cot damn student driver. Blah.

FINALLY...I get off the bus and while I could do the 15mins walk to the crib... too much movement and well....yea. So I decide to hop on the bus nearby to make things quicker but its taking forever. 10mins.. 15mins ..20mins. :( I finally get on..and didn't make it past 2 stops without getting right back off. Now I'm frantically searching for somewhere..anyway. I run up some block and dip passed the gates of someones house and piss in their driveway. Lol Wooooo boy talk about that purple (yellow) rain. Man its like I just finished jumping off that proverbial slave ship and made my way to land and freedom. Never smiled so hard in my life. I could hear the kids inside talking with their father. Or the guy who thinks its his kids. Whichever. (Ay its the hood) Surprised they didn't look out to see what the hell was going on. (Talk about an odd moment if they did eh?)

So technically this is where the story ends...but after I left I figured it was kinda fucked up what I did. Being the holidays and all it would've been better to piss out "Merry X-mas" across the driveway. But at the time that shit was blazing like a firemans hoes. And the idea didn't come up until afterwards...oh well can't cry over spilled piss I suppose.

[ Aim Convo held after I got home about the piss incident]
J*****: oh shit
J*****: u pissed in the driveway
J*****: a cop should've seen u
y0uNG gUnN3R: lol
y0uNG gUnN3R: "put your hands up"
y0uNG gUnN3R: "uhh i dont think thats a good idea"
J*****: lmao
J*****: "what do u have in ur hands"
y0uNG gUnN3R: LMAO
J*****: "is that a weapon"
y0uNG gUnN3R: lmao

[Porky Pig] That's all folks![/Porky Pig] Peace. 
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